Well, it’s gone from eBay, but here are just some of the scrapbook topics from the “Dysfunctional Family Scrapbook” previously auctioned on eBay. The author is originally from Savannah, GA.

Dysfunctional Family Scrapbook

This lovely scrapbook comes complete with the following topics and a handy reusable zip lock bag.

Scrapping Topics include:

My Mom, That B**tch!

My Dad, That A**hole!

Grandma Made A Mean Boiler Maker

My First Therapist

My First Trip To Rehab

My Second Trip To Rehab

Home Sweet Home (My Permanent Room At Rehab)

Crack. It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

My First Divorce

My Second Divorce

All My Divorces

All My Children (and their daddys!)

One Night Stand Wonders

99 Bottles (of crack on the elementary school playground)

RAGE

Probation

First Sentence

First Conviction

Paroled!!

Why I Hate These People

Thanksgiving In Hell

Christmas In Hell

My Last Holiday With These People

Grandpa Said It Was Our Little Secret

TGFP(Thank God For Prozac)

Lovely Lithium

My Trip Around The World (with acid)