My roommate is a dumbass because...

[miltie]

...she pulled out her leftovers from the fridge which were in an aluminum container with a plastic lid and said "Can I reheat this in the microwave"??

I looked at her, puzzled, and said "you're fucking kidding me, right?"

She looked back at me, even more puzzled, and said "What, why would they package leftovers like this if they can't be reheated in this container? Doesn't everyone re-heat their leftovers?"

:omg: I pulled out a plate from the cupboard and handed it to her.

[Hmph]

I looked at her, puzzled, and said "you're fucking kidding me, right?"

oh man, ok are you sure you're not rooming with Chrissy Snow? as in the actual person the character from Three's Company was based upon?

[miltie]

Pretty Damn close.

She's a great girl, but if you looked up "Dumb Blonde" in the dictionary, you'd see her pic. She makes Jessica Simpson look like a Rhodes Scholar.

[tuffb*tch]

are u serious god dayum!!! aite check this.. one of my ex's new girl was the perfect defenition of a dumb blonde the only thing was she wasn't a natural blonde... that being beside the point.... one day during lunch he was listnin to his disc man and she asked to listen to it... and she was like how do i chage the track,... and just to be sarcastic he was like to change say green light and to stop say red light... ahha aite wait for it THIS BROAD STARTED SPEAKING INTO THE HEAD PHONES AND WAS LIKE GREEN LIGHT GREEN LIGHT.. SHE LOOKS AT HIM WITH THE MOST PUZZELED LOOK ON HER FACE AND WAS LIIKE" SEAN ITS NOT WORKING" I SWARE ALL OF US STOPPED WAD WE WERE DOIN AND OUR JAWS DROPPED EVENTULLY WE WERE ALL ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHIN OUR ASSES OFF AT HOW DUMB SHE WAS AND AT SEAN FROM GOIN FROM ME TO HER! i was like sean u are sad... i feel soo degraded cuz of your choice!

[Hmph]

swanti omfg, i bet she stares at an orange juice container because it says concentrate

but strange all the blondes I know are smart as hell. it's ones like that I tell ya!

[tuffb*tch]

lmao i sware ... shit that wasn't the only time man she doest even know how to open doors....she kept turnin the knob the wrong way and instead of pushin she was pullin and she's like sean i can't open the door i think u need a new door and he turned the knob and pushed it open and gave her the most fucked up look... and then she was like in her ditsy ass voice " omg sean your soo smart ahahah" ooooooooooo bitches like her piss the livin hell outa me hahah

[Makewayz]

Sistuff, you a hoot! Lmbao ... homegirl really is a dumb blonde.

Your grammar has changed alot since youve been in London. I notice that you don't shorthand as much anymore. I've been reading your posts like, is this really my baby sister typing?

[Silly Wabbit]

...she pulled out her leftovers from the fridge which were in an aluminum container with a plastic lid and said "Can I reheat this in the microwave"??

I looked at her, puzzled, and said "you're fucking kidding me, right?"

She looked back at me, even more puzzled, and said "What, why would they package leftovers like this if they can't be reheated in this container? Doesn't everyone re-heat their leftovers?"

:omg: I pulled out a plate from the cupboard and handed it to her.

Now this needs 2 b a reality show. She sounds dingy.

[KingFo1]

Wow...thats just....wow.
I actually have nothing to say except, those two are really, really dumb.

I swear it makes me want to go and get one of those shirts that says: "I see stupid people" and stare at everyone I think is stupid (Which would probably be almost everyone)