some of the spam I get

[Hmph]

I get so much spam daily for stolen goods, counterfeit goods and drugs. unknown to spammers, all of it goes right to feds and registrars.

but I swear, one day I will probably receive a 2 for 1 mob hit email offer because organized crime is no longer on the streets, it's right at your fingertips via email.

I still can't get over the drug solicitations. this is the equivalent of a drug dealer knocking on your door, your kid answers the door and hears, "hey would you like to buy some drugs for $2.00, no questions asked"!!

crazy, crazy, crazy.

but feds are on 'em and shutting them down regularly.

[Vinnie]

but I swear, one day I will probably receive a 2 for 1 mob hit email offer

Wouldn't surprise me one bit Spammers r a new breed of retarded.

[Hmph]

ok just to make yall laugh, a perfect example of what I get. now this particular one came through the ilovemytroops.com -- a site dedicated to fallen soldiers and law enforcement, but obviously these crooks don't care.

From kamara mudenge Fri May 13 05:40:44 2005
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From: "kamara mudenge" <kamaramudenge2000@go.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: My Last Wish,Pls Help
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Dear Friend,
Please do not be embarrassed or offended that a total stranger is
writing to you. At this point in my life, I have no other option than to
seek assistance any way I can due to my present predicament. I managed to
obtain your contact information from a friendly connection working for
the South African chamber of commerce
.
I am Kamara Mudenge, son of one of the most influential black
farmers/land-holders in Zimbabwe. My father and I were born in Zimbabwe and
have been living all our lives exploiting our land, working with hundreds
of farmers. Up until these trying times we have never had any reason to
leave Zimbabwe or worry about our safety. But on a tragic day in Dec
2000, I was driving my father to the farm at around six in the evening
when we were ambushed at the farm gates, a gunman opened fire with a
semi-automatic gun, I was shot twice, luckily in the shoulder and in the
side of my stomach, but my father was not so lucky for he was shot in the
chest and died almost instantly. My father was one of the biggest
farmers in the country and he did not support the President Robert Mugabe’s
political ideology. Therefore the president's supporters invaded my
father's farm, burnt down everything, killed him and confiscated all his
investments. What is left of my family is rotting away in a Zimbabwean
jail charged with treason.
For the past few years, we land-owners in Zimbabwe have been faced
with serious problems with the government of
President Robert Mugabe, his policy against land owners and the land
use act. We are under persecution by the Zimbabwean government and have
been living in fear since our lands have now being taken over by locals
and President Robert Mugabe’s friends.

Just before the death of my father, we observed that the current
situation might degenerate into a civil war, and most of the land-owners
left the country to neighboring countries with their families, along with
the little they managed to salvage from their lands. As a result, my
family and I were able to sell some of our assets and managed to secure
it in a private security company in The Netherlands.

The sum of US$ 20,000,000 was concealed in a metal coded box and was
declared and deposited as family valuables with a security company in
the Netherlands. It was sent through a diplomatic courier service so as
to be immune to customs, as we were not allowed by Zimbabwean government
to transfer huge sums of money out of the country. I am presently
residing in South Africa as a refugee, working to sustain my family in jail
in Zimbabwe, if I should stop working for even a week and not be here
to send money to them, they could die. In Zimbabwe jails, inmates have
to fend for themselves if they want to stay alive.

Since I cannot leave Africa due to my present status I am soliciting
for your kind and immediate assistance to enable me secure my father’s
wealth by legitimately and legally transferring the ownership of the
funds to you. I am forced to work with an outsider to avoid the watchful
eyes of the Zimbabwean government. The Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe
has set up a commission to recover and confiscate entire possessions of
people like my father. I must be very careful and I do not know how
long I can remain safe here in Africa.

If you indicate your willingness to help me I will contact the security
company in Europe where these funds are located and inform them of my
intention to empower someone else (you) to be the new beneficiary of the
consignment.

Please, reply with your willingness to assist me to actualize this
subject and be honest with me at all times to ensure the lodgment of our
own share in a secret account in any safe oversea bank in your name but
in my favor. For this I need your full contact information e.g.
telephone and fax numbers so that I can send you the necessary documents needed
to complete this project.

For your assistance in helping my family we have unanimously agreed to
offer you 25% of the total sum of 20 million united states dollars, an
additional 5% will be for any expenses that may be incurred during this
transaction and 70% will be for me and my family and should be invested
in your country under your assistance and your supervision.

You are my hope, and I know my family will be very grateful for your
assistance. You can get back to me alternatively
on this email address: kamaramudenge@netscape.net . Please note that
because of our political status we intend to keep private and
confidential communication about the whole process of this transaction. I beg you,
for my family’s protection, you absolutely keep this private and
confidential even if you decline.

Thank you very much and may almighty God continue to bless you.

My best regards,

Kamara Mudenge.



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ok so I reply with this:

From ILoveMyTroops.com Sun May 22 08:22:31 2005
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name and address for immediate help with your problem,
and I can guarantee you'll receive all the help you
need:

WR Basham
245 Murray Drive,
Building 410
Washington, DC 20223
202-406-8000
fax: 202-456-2461

--- kamara mudenge <kamaramudenge2000@go.com> wrote:

> From kamara mudenge Fri May 13 05:40:44 2005
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> Dear Friend,
> Please do not be embarrassed or offended that a
> total stranger is writing to you. At this point in
> my life, I have no other option than to seek
> assistance any way I can due to my present
> predicament. I managed to obtain your contact
> information from a friendly connection working for
> the South African chamber of commerce
[snip - original email]


http://www.ilovemytroops.com

NOW! here's where it gets crazy. I'm thinking anyone with a brain would pick up the phone and call number which is for the same division that handles this type of immigration scam/fraud!

dude never bothers to call number, proceeds to make sure the name is correct, which is the director of either CIA or FBI and then sends a change of ownership document. now all this time, each email to and from him is being forwarded to sentinel@ftc.gov -- which handles these types of fraud attempts online on behalf of the dept. of justice/CIA

so after he sends change of ownership and then asks if I called number, I responded with "I responded appropriately" (moron)

so I'm filing his mail in the to be kept for reference and low and behold are 2 more emails from different people requesting help. I emailed each of their requests to each of the 3, now 4, persons and the person "karma??" sends back this reply:

From kamaramudenge@netscape.net Wed Jun 8 03:59:11 2005
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Subject: RE: watch out please!
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Dear sir,
Thanks for your mail,but I didn't understand what is going on again,
you mean this person wrote you that type of letter.Well I don't know
the person and he is not from our family. Weather the person is telling
lies or not I don't know but please you have to be very careful with
them because bad people have spoil good people.
Sir have you called the company to confirm or not, please let me know
so that I will know the next step to take concerning the issue. I will
try and re-send the certificate to you.

Till I hear from you sir,
Remain bless,
Kamara Mudenge.



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and these mofo's can't spell for shit!

[Hmph]

the one received just a couple of weeks after the karmamudge-fudge person! and in case anyone's not aware, this is a scam to drain your bank account, identity theft. but they're waaay to friggin' late! as should have got in line before SteelEye and the Reed crime family

From Mr Mark Edwards Mon Jun 6 06:29:49 2005
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From the Desk of
Mr Mark Edwards
PAYMENT CO-ORDINATOR,
2 Sanusi Fafunwa Str,
Victoria Island,
Lagos State, Nigeria.


Dear Friend,

This contact is tantamount to an unflinching desire to
establish a long mutual business relationship based on
trust and mutual understanding. I am Mr Mark Edwards,
The Payment Co-ordinator of one of the Banks here in
{Lagos-Nigeria}. During the course of investigation it
was found that the sum of $12.5MUS {Twelve Million
Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars} has been lying
dormant in a suspense account of our Bank. This fund
belongs to a deceased customer who bears same last
name as you, who was one of the Thailand tsunami
December's victims. Tsunami Disaster that happened on
the boxing day 26th Dec. 2004. He was holidaying in
the Thai Resort when the giant waves struck and was
rushed to the Patong Hospital where he gave up the
Ghost.

I found out that he died without making a WILL, and
all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore made further investigation and discovered
that the late customer did not declare any kin or
relations in all his official documents, including his
Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.

Going by the policy in our country as against civil
servants operating foreign account and also to have
that kind of huge amount in our local accounts. I
solicit for an individual that would be of assistance
in ransferring this money into his foreign account for
personal investment purpose, having found out that
your country is known for business acumen and
trustworthiness in business dealings. Because of this
I have to solicit for your assistance, with an
unflinching faith, that you will not betray me in this
business. This is the reason why I am asking for your
assistance to enable me invest the fund in your
country and settle down with my family . If you can
handle the transfer for our joint benefit please get
back to me so we can discuss, as what is required now
is for us to have you as next of kin to the deceased
and to transfer the money in your name.


I want you to understand that this transaction must be
kept in utmost confidentiality and secrecy as my
future welfare hugely depend on it because the bank
here might claim the fund if they got to know the
details i have revealed to you. Thank you for your
co-operation in advance with an assurance that this is
the beginning of our long term business relationship.
The sharing percentage shall be 70% for me and 30% for
you on successful transfer of the fund. I will arrange
to procure all the necessary documents that will
facilitate the transfer. Also note that this
transaction is 100% risk free as long as we keep it
between us alone. I look forward to hearing from you
soon.

You can read more stories about this inccident on
visiting this website:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4145219.stm) captioned

Yours sincerely,
Mr Mark Edwards
PAYMENT CO-ORDINATOR.

[Hmph]

and yet another one sent prior to both of the morons above, and keep in mind this is a site dedicated to those doing something honorable. definitely no honor amongst thieves. but they just scan the internet looking for any address to send to or I'm just that friggin lucky!

From DELMEL2004 Mon Apr 18 15:22:43 2005
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From: "DELMEL2004" <DELMEL2004@terra.es> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Mr. Andrie Bramintya
Australia & New Zealand
Banking Group Limited
1 Raffles Place #32-00
OUB Centre Singapore 048616.

GOOD DAY,

I am Mr. Andrie Bramintya, Branch Manager of Australia & New Zealand
Banking Group Limited of 1 Raffles Place #32-00 OUB Centre Singapore
048616. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for
you.A British Oil consultant/contractor with the Singapore Solid
Minerals Corporation, {Mr.Wilson H. Diamond} made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$10,750,000.00
(Ten Million, Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) in my branch.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Singapore
Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr.Wilson H. Diamond died in a plane
crash along with his wife, Mr and
Mrs Wilson & Sarah Diamond in 2000 air crash. Since we got this
information about his death.
On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a
WILL, and all attempts to trace his
next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Diamond
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit
paper work in my Bank. This sum of US$10,750,000.00 is still sitting in
my Bank and the interest is being
rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will
ever come forward to claim it.

According to Laws of Singapore, at the expiration of 5 (five) years
which is this year, the money will revert to the ownership of the
Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my
proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next
of kin to Mr. Diamond so that the fruits of this old man's labor will
not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names
and address so that the attorney will
prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in
place as the next of kin. We shall
employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the
WILL and to obtain the necessary
documents in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of
the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of
this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be
paid
into your account for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and 30%
for
you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will
be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
Guarantees
the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested,
please reply immediately via the private email address below. Upon your
response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please send me
your
confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Please
observe utmost confidentiality,
and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for
both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share
in
your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via my email address.

bram_andrie@myway.com

Best Regards,
Andrie Bramintya.

[Hmph]

other emails from the karmal-fudge dude/chick. it's pretty funny, yet sick and twisted. probably all from the Wendy's Anna Ayala lady

From ILoveMyTroops.com Fri May 27 07:33:30 2005
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Did you not receive the name, address and fax
information you requested urgently previously? What
additional information is needed now? I want to make
sure you have all that you need to get you exactly
what you need to end your urgent needs for help to
transfer the millions you have as needed to others for
your safety and well-being. You desperately need help
as indicated by your original urgent and confidential
cry for help. I'm just so glad that you have access to
email in your time of urgent need so that we can
continue to provide information as needed as well.

And after 6 months of trying, you've reached the right
person who wants to see this through to the end to
make sure you get all that you deserve and more.

--- kamaramudenge@netscape.net wrote:
> From kamaramudenge@netscape.net Fri May 27 04:36:15
> 2005
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> Date: Fri, 27 May 2005 07:36:15 -0400
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> To: [snip]@ilovemytroops.com
> CC: herotributes@yahoo.com
> Subject: Re:Please Help,
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>
> Dear sir,
> I wrote you an email in replying to your mail for
> your willingness to assist us in solving our
> problem.But I have not heard anything from you.
> Sir, I'm begging you to please try to do all your
> possible best in assisting us in retrieving this
> cargo out because for now we don't know another
> person to go to.
>
> Sir, if you have another oppinion concerning on
> how to retrieve this cargo out or what to do
> immidiately the cargo is out I will be very happy if
> you can tell me.Because I rely on your support now.
>
> Thank you very much for your anticipation in
> assisting us, may God be with you and your
> family(amen).
> Till I hear from you sir,
> remain bless,
>
> Yours,
> Kamara.
>
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From ILoveMyTroops.com Fri May 27 07:37:44 2005
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did you not receive this information previously to get
this problem resolved?

name and address for immediate help with your problem,
and I can guarantee you'll receive all the help you
need:

WR Basham
245 Murray Drive,
# 410
Washington, DC 20223
202-406-8000
fax: 202-456-2461

after 6 months, I desperately want to make sure you
get all the help you need.


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> Dear sir,
> I wrote you an email in replying to your mail for
> your willingness to assist us in solving our
> problem.But I have not heard anything from you.
> Sir, I'm begging you to please try to do all your
> possible best in assisting us in retrieving this
> cargo out because for now we don't know another
> person to go to.
>
> Sir, if you have another oppinion concerning on
> how to retrieve this cargo out or what to do
> immidiately the cargo is out I will be very happy if
> you can tell me.Because I rely on your support now.
>
> Thank you very much for your anticipation in
> assisting us, may God be with you and your
> family(amen).
> Till I hear from you sir,
> remain bless,
>
> Yours,
> Kamara.
>
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From ILoveMyTroops.com Tue Jun 7 11:20:19 2005
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by the way, is this a friend of yours?
so nice that a site dedicated to honorable men and
women would be so "honored" in this way

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---------------------------------

From the Desk of
Mr Mark Edwards
PAYMENT CO-ORDINATOR,
2 Sanusi Fafunwa Str,
Victoria Island,
Lagos State, Nigeria.


Dear Friend,

This contact is tantamount to an unflinching desire to
establish a long mutual business relationship based on
trust and mutual understanding. I am Mr Mark Edwards,
The Payment Co-ordinator of one of the Banks here in
{Lagos-Nigeria}. During the course of investigation it
was found that the sum of $12.5MUS {Twelve Million
Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars} has been lying
dormant in a suspense account of our Bank. This fund
belongs to a deceased customer who bears same last
name as you, who was one of the Thailand tsunami
December's victims. Tsunami Disaster that happened on
the boxing day 26th Dec. 2004. He was holidaying in
the Thai Resort when the giant waves struck and was
rushed to the Patong Hospital where he gave up the
Ghost.

I found out that he died without making a WILL, and
all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore made further investigation and discovered
that the late customer did not declare any kin or
relations in all his official documents, including his
Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.

Going by the policy in our country as against civil
servants operating foreign account and also to have
that kind of huge amount in our local accounts. I
solicit for an individual that would be of assistance
in ransferring this money into his foreign account for
personal investment purpose, having found out that
your country is known for business acumen and
trustworthiness in business dealings. Because of this
I have to solicit for your assistance, with an
unflinching faith, that you will not betray me in this
business. This is the reason why I am asking for your
assistance to enable me invest the fund in your
country and settle down with my family . If you can
handle the transfer for our joint benefit please get
back to me so we can discuss, as what is required now
is for us to have you as next of kin to the deceased
and to transfer the money in your name.


I want you to understand that this transaction must be
kept in utmost confidentiality and secrecy as my
future welfare hugely depend on it because the bank
here might claim the fund if they got to know the
details i have revealed to you. Thank you for your
co-operation in advance with an assurance that this is
the beginning of our long term business relationship.
The sharing percentage shall be 70% for me and 30% for
you on successful transfer of the fund. I will arrange
to procure all the necessary documents that will
facilitate the transfer. Also note that this
transaction is 100% risk free as long as we keep it
between us alone. I look forward to hearing from you
soon.

You can read more stories about this inccident on
visiting this website:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4145219.stm) captioned

Yours sincerely,
Mr Mark Edwards
PAYMENT CO-ORDINATOR.







http://www.ilovemytroops.com

From ILoveMyTroops.com Tue Jun 7 17:28:08 2005
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sorry the change of ownership was too large for your
mail box and previous mail to you was returned, but
you two should get together and coordinate this
"effort"

just so "overwhelmed" that you would use a site for
people doing honorable things to attempt this type of
"rescue" effort. but luckily you've reached the right
person as I do want to make sure you both get exactly
what you need.

--- kamara mudenge <kamaramudenge2000@go.com> wrote:

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> Dear Friend,
> Please do not be embarrassed or offended that a
> total stranger is writing to you. At this point in
> my life, I have no other option than to seek
> assistance any way I can due to my present
> predicament. I managed to obtain your contact
> information from a friendly connection working for
> the South African chamber of commerce
> .
> I am Kamara Mudenge, son of one of the most
> influential black farmers/land-holders in Zimbabwe.
> My father and I were born in Zimbabwe and have been
> living all our lives exploiting our land, working
> with hundreds of farmers. Up until these trying
> times we have never had any reason to leave Zimbabwe
> or worry about our safety. But on a tragic day in
> Dec 2000, I was driving my father to the farm at
> around six in the evening when we were ambushed at
> the farm gates, a gunman opened fire with a
> semi-automatic gun, I was shot twice, luckily in the
> shoulder and in the side of my stomach, but my
> father was not so lucky for he was shot in the chest
> and died almost instantly. My father was one of the
> biggest farmers in the country and he did not
> support the President Robert Mugabe’s political
> ideology. Therefore the president's supporters
> invaded my father's farm, burnt down everything,
> killed him and confiscated all his investments. What
> is left of my family is rotting away in a Zimbabwean
> jail charged with treason.
> For the past few years, we land-owners in Zimbabwe
> have been faced with serious problems with the
> government of
> President Robert Mugabe, his policy against land
> owners and the land use act. We are under
> persecution by the Zimbabwean government and have
> been living in fear since our lands have now being
> taken over by locals and President Robert Mugabe’s
> friends.
>
> Just before the death of my father, we observed
> that the current situation might degenerate into a
> civil war, and most of the land-owners left the
> country to neighboring countries with their
> families, along with the little they managed to
> salvage from their lands. As a result, my family and
> I were able to sell some of our assets and managed
> to secure it in a private security company in The
> Netherlands.
>
> The sum of US$ 20,000,000 was concealed in a metal
> coded box and was declared and deposited as family
> valuables with a security company in the
> Netherlands. It was sent through a diplomatic
> courier service so as to be immune to customs, as we
> were not allowed by Zimbabwean government to
> transfer huge sums of money out of the country. I am
> presently residing in South Africa as a refugee,
> working to sustain my family in jail in Zimbabwe, if
> I should stop working for even a week and not be
> here to send money to them, they could die. In
> Zimbabwe jails, inmates have to fend for themselves
> if they want to stay alive.
>
> Since I cannot leave Africa due to my present status
> I am soliciting for your kind and immediate
> assistance to enable me secure my father’s wealth by
> legitimately and legally transferring the ownership
> of the funds to you. I am forced to work with an
> outsider to avoid the watchful eyes of the
> Zimbabwean government. The Zimbabwean President
> Robert Mugabe has set up a commission to recover and
> confiscate entire possessions of people like my
> father. I must be very careful and I do not know how
> long I can remain safe here in Africa.
>
> If you indicate your willingness to help me I will
> contact the security company in Europe where these
> funds are located and inform them of my intention to
> empower someone else (you) to be the new beneficiary
> of the consignment.
>
> Please, reply with your willingness to assist me to
> actualize this subject and be honest with me at all
> times to ensure the lodgment of our own share in a
> secret account in any safe oversea bank in your name
> but in my favor. For this I need your full contact
> information e.g. telephone and fax numbers so that I
> can send you the necessary documents needed to
> complete this project.
>
> For your assistance in helping my family we have
> unanimously agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum
> of 20 million united states dollars, an additional
> 5% will be for any expenses that may be incurred
> during this transaction and 70% will be for me and
> my family and should be invested in your country
> under your assistance and your supervision.
>
> You are my hope, and I know my family will be very
> grateful for your assistance. You can get back to me
> alternatively
> on this email address: kamaramudenge@netscape.net .
> Please note that because of our political status we
> intend to keep private and confidential
> communication about the whole process of this
> transaction. I beg you, for my family’s protection,
> you absolutely keep this private and confidential
> even if you decline.
>
> Thank you very much and may almighty God continue to
> bless you.
>
> My best regards,
>
> Kamara Mudenge.
>
>
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[miltie]

I get those ALL the time. And it is always some rich guy in Nigeria or Capetown who doesn't know what else to do with his money and so fervently wants to share it with ME! yeah right, I wish!

[Hmph]

yeah I thought just about everyone received these, but there are some fortunate ones out there who NEVER have! the nerve!!!

but just priceless how he goes "watch out" and don't let bad ones spoil for good ones! sounds like a gregglobe type pulling a hustle again!

[Makewayz]

I got one from some lady asking to marry me. Go figure ... I responded by telling her I was gay.

[miltie]

OK... I got this in my email today and I have no idea what da hayle they are trying to sell me, not that I would buy it anyway! I think our long lost Nigerian half brothers and sisters' emails make more sense than this one.. check it out:

Brown <jilntsbemoaning@ameritrade.com> wrote:
From Brown Mon Nov 21 20:47:05 2005
Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:47:05 +0400
From: "Brown" <jilntsbemoaning@ameritrade.com>
Subject: hey

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The politicians weren't enjoying jogging..
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I am enjoying eating in the river..
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