cute and corny pickup lines

Post by **Hmph** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:25 am

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you'.

there were a few other good ones, but forgot to capture them.

Post by **miltie** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:53 pm

i'm totally gonna use the sparkle in your eye one tonight!!!!

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:59 pm

let us know how it works out. :cheeze:

ummm ok the first one below sounds "fishy" if you catch my drift

What's the name of your perfume? 'Catch of the Day?'

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

MsNikaPooh · Post by **MsNikaPooh** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:17 pm

See I wouldn't even want to smell 'Catch of the Day' on anyone.

But the other too are kinda cute.

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:42 am

exactly! gotta be one bad smelling perfume!

Person walks in, and you say: And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!

ok that's cute, because I remember my first crush and how the sun didn't shine until I saw him.

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MsNikaPooh · Post by **MsNikaPooh** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:44 pm

OMG! I think my BF has that he pulled that one on me last night and I thought he was trying to flirt. It was nice though I was all

and let him win at Madden. I'm going to get him lol.

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:43 pm

I may have posted the first one sometime last year. I think the alert system is running low,

they are starting to repeat.

If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

and once again, an obsession w/angels and heaven.

Post by **KingFo1** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:46 pm

Hmph wrote: exactly! gotta be one bad smelling perfume!

Person walks in, and you say: And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!
ok that's cute, because I remember my first crush and how the sun didn't shine until I saw him. :

*Gets out a pen and writes that one down*

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:49 pm

okay, we won't tell nobody. but speaking of snitch, Miltie has been stealing these and using them on me!

the nerve huh?

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:54 am

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?