cute and corny pickup lines

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:47 pm

what is w/all these "heaven" pick up lines?

. I deleted quite a few. but here's what's left.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Bond. James Bond. whooooaaaaa, my favorite of all time as it reminds me of Bachelor Party w/Tom Hanks

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

(As she/he is leaving) Hey, aren't you forgetting something? ("What?") Me!

the others deleted were related to angels and heaven "didn't know angels flew so low" "must be dead because I'm looking at an angel", yaddi, yaddi, yaddi

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:39 am

Can I borrow a quarter? ("What for?") I want to call your mother and thank her.

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:23 am

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

umm that last one wouldn't work in NYC, Chicago, L.A., Detroit or Miami. right after "I'm a thief" is said, someone is getting shot

MsNikaPooh · Post by **MsNikaPooh** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:31 pm

Don't forget Atlanta. But then again they would rob him first then shoot.

Post by **miltie** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:05 pm

Not to stray off topic, but Ms Nika Pooh, you're sig is really really great advice

MsNikaPooh · Post by **MsNikaPooh** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:59 pm

Thank you so much. My guy friend told this girl we know that after whinning about her bf for a little too long. Thought about it and realized it was the best advice I had heard in a long time.

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:30 pm

yeah I have to agree that sig caught my eye, and made me rethink things.

ok some new ones.

I have only three months to live...
ok this one could become a hustle invite in NYC because person would be thinking of all the things to get before person dies - their will, cash, etc.

How was heaven when you left it?
geesh, another heaven reference! why so many given person will just turn into a ?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
ok, 1 point only originality and that's it

Post by **Hmph** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:14 am

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. umm, I can't believe this one was provided. it's as old as the bread in Moses' house

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:29 am

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I like this one

What time do you have to be back in heaven? kinda cheezy, and yet another heaven reference

Silly Wabbit · Post by **Silly Wabbit** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:23 pm

Hmph wrote:
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I like this one

Pretty good one.