Interception!!!

Post by **miltie** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:49 pm

OK, so i have this really obnoxious co-worker, I think I have mentioned this before, but check this out.

I get on my PC at work all of the default sales@mycompany.com emails so if someone at my company places an order online for supplies, etc, I get the email. So the obnoxious co-worker ordered office supplies on line and take a look at the UNNECESSARY (Highlighted) Items that she ordered: (then read what I did after)

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Item No. Product Description Color Code Qty. Unit Price Total
043-87813 LIQUID PAPER DRYLINE 2PK ASSTD 6 EA $ 4.67 $ 28.02

043-WOSQPP11 WITE-OUT SHAKE "N" CORR PEN WHITE 12 EA $ 1.86 $ 22.32

043-PG7BK PRECISE GEL RETRACT ROLLER PEN BLACK 3 DZ $ 14.44 $ 43.32

043-32220 EASYTOUCH RETRACTABLE PEN BLACK 3 DZ $ 9.77 $ 29.31

043-751003 QB ONE-TOUCH FULL STRIP STAPLR 1 EA $ 12.74 $ 12.74

043-791123 QUILL STANDARD STAPLES 5000CT 5 BX $ 0.76 $ 3.80

043-25001 ROTARY ORGANIZER WITH SUPPLIES BLACK 1 EA $ 17.84 $ 17.84

043-51902 STRAWBERRY TWIZZLERS CANISTERS 1 EA $ 7.22 $ 7.22

043-12132Q M & M'S MILK CHOC W/PEANUTS 1 EA $ 5.09 $ 5.09

043-47928 PALMOLIVE ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP 1 EA $ 5.43 $ 5.43

043-99026 6 OUTLET STRIP W/15FT CORD PLAT 1 EA $ 11.89 $ 11.89

043-29561 RUBBERMAID 28QT BK WASTEBASKET BLACK 1 EA $ 3.99 $ 3.99

043-KXFA83 TONER CARTRIDGE BLACK 4 EA $ 27.62 $ 110.48

043-EL2196BL SHARP PRINTING CALCULATOR BLACK 1 EA $ 33.99 $ 33.99

999-QP444 26OZ GOURMET CLUSTER POPCORN 1 EA $ 0.00 $ 0.00
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So I get this email and I'm like WTF? M&M's (A One Pound Bag), Twizzlers (50 indivudually wrapped) and $5 Dishsoap (it's just an average size Palmolive Dishsoap). So when the package arrived, I intercepted the Twizzlers and M&M's. I put the Twizzlers in the kitchen for all to eat and stole the M&M's and have been sharing them with the other co-workers who think this is HYSTERICAL. Now she's freaking out looking for her M&M's swearing up and down that the boss lets her order those for her kids.

Yeah, right, my boss is one sip of Manichevitz short of being Jewish. Of course, no one fesses up. Then, I walked past her desk and noticed that the $5 dollar bottle of palmolive is in her Tote!!! However, sticking my hand in someone else's purse is not a line I can cross. But OMG!! She could have gone to any drugstore and got all those items for 1/3 the price!!! Or go to Aldi's and get it for less!!!

Nonetheless, I just had to share it with someone becuase it's hysterical.
I can't wait to use my super stealthy ninja-interception powers for the next package!

Post by **Hmph** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:08 pm

h-c-t-i-b y-z-a-r-c alert!

this is too funny, but obviously she needs something else to focus on if she's running around the office looking for M&M's that THE COMPANY paid for.

the company could shove those M&M's up her ass if it wanted to, it paid for them. so

Post by **miltie** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:34 am

I'm lovin' it! This morning she was still searching and asked one other co-worker if she knew about them and the other co-w. had a mouthful of m&m's and it was killing her not to laugh!!

Dumbass!!!

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:04 am

OMG

that's like crazy pregnant lady who's under an active child support watch who's going around knocking on neighbors door over scams she's created.

some people won't even get a clue, even if you write down the clue, fed ex it to them, and have the fed ex guy read it and ask if they understood it.

that would be a pretty good business -- sending clues to people via FedEx -- called ExtraClues Express, when you urgently need someone to get over it and move on.

but if nothing else, I'd bust a gut watching her get overworked over something so stupid.

Post by **miltie** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:20 pm

hahahaha the bag is now empty and resting in her trash can!!!

I can't wait til monday!!

Post by **Hmph** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:28 pm

I am laughing to so loud and hard now. that shit is funny.

that woman must be a peach to be w/at home. you could control her like a lab rat. strange oh strange.

Post by **Hmph** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:07 am

I still laugh at this posting.

Post by **miltie** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:43 am

Yeah, we still laugh about it at work, too! In fact, last night when I was passing out candy at My Uncle's, i was going to steal one of the tiny sized bags of Peanut M&M's to set on her chair for when she came in in the morning, but I decided not to be a TOTAL bitch.

I intercepted another $8 bottle of palmolive recently....so I squeezed half of it into our half used existing bottle of dishsoap in the kitchen. I was curious to see if she'd retrieve that "half bottle" of palmolive, but it appears it no longer appealed to her!!!

hahahahahaahahha

Post by **KingFo1** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:06 pm

I just noticed this post and I just have to say...well done miltie, well done.

Thats crazy...why in the world would you let the COMPANY pay for such unnecessary CHEAP items? I mean come on...you figure if you're already working you can't possibly be THAT strapped for cash (If ya are then you'd need more than some candy and soap!)

But I agree...that co-worker of yours is C-R-A-Z-Y!
I'm thankful I don't have to work with anyone like that anymore!