Kens wants Barbie back

Well, I ain't one to gossip, but I heard from Lisa, who heard from Michael, who heard from his paper boy's hair stylist's dog psychic that...
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B-Unit
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Kens wants Barbie back

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after some much needed time apart, Ken is now back w/a whole new attitude and he's ready to take on Miss Barbie again

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/09/ken.ba ... index.html

well all's I can say is good luck w/that materialistic hussy :lol:

I still say G.I. Joe is the man. :lashes:
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Cheesy!

I want to see Barbie get together with someone from another race and blow people's minds!..lol. Or maybe they could come out with "Hilton Barbie", which would be a Paris Hilton-esk Barbie. It would come with a sidekick cell phone, a fifth of JD, a purse with tons of credit cards, and a dildo so she could f*ck herself!...lol.

Can anyone tell that I think Paris Hilton is a stupid, spoiled, high priced hooker twat? :lmfao:
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Post by Hmph »

you mean she isn't one?! :o well, don't that beat all
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Post by Silly Wabbit »

Cute story :D But what about lesbian Barbie? Or Militant Rebellious Barbie? Goth Barbie?? :lol:
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