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RangerBob
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Guess who's back....

Post by RangerBob »

Back again....
Slutty Grampa's back...
Tell a friend.

Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back...
Ba-da-da...

That's right, folks - tis I... The Slutty Grampa. ¡Abuelo de Slutty!

After being abducted by aliens that, oddly enough, spoke no English at all, but merely communicated using grunts and hand gestures.... (I'm guessing that they were hands... I'm not completely familiar with alien anatomy. Let's just call them "appendages").... wait - where was I? Oh, yes - merely communicating using grunts and, um.... appendage gestures(?), I was subjected rigorous interrogations. From what I could gather, they kept asking me why, oh, why did Rafael Palmiero turn to steroids. I told 'em, "Ok, look....". Wait - nevermind... not important.

Anywho - after finally burying my PC at Forest Lawn Cemetary (it's a lovely headstone.... really), I realized that I had lost EVERYTHING PC-wise. I said to myself, "Self - you're a moron for not backing stuff up. :loser: " After months of using someone else's computer, I'm finally able to report that, yes indeedy, I'm back with my own PC! WOOHOO!!! I hope that it's needless to say that I've missed EVERYONE! However, as senile as I've become, I must ashamedly admit that, given the time away, I had actually forgot about the Work-It-Out forum *GASP!!!* BIG thanks to Swanti for actually finding me on my Yahoo blog and reminding me to "COME BACK TO TAMS!!!". So - here I am!
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Post by Silly Wabbit »

:hello: :cheer: :jazzy: YAAAAY!!!! :hail: We have missed you so much!!!! Tam was depressed becus we had no one calling us Kotex Krusaders. :lmfao: Ya better not leave again. :shame: I'll have to send ya my Sidekick to stay in touch.

Wait until I tell Marcus!! He's always asking me "Did DangaRanga come back?" He thought Tams killed you off becus of that men's lounge :roll: He asked about you because Eddie Guerrero died. I didn't know who he was talking about. :shrug: But Marcus said wrestling & even I got sad.

Just glad u're back & doing well. U missed a krazy, grazy girl, JGirl. Would have been fun to see you let her have it. :lol:
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RangerBob
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Post by RangerBob »

Yer such a silly wabbit! ;-) Thanks for the warm welcome-back. Yeah, I was very very saddened by the loss of Eddie Guerrero... he was definately one of the greatest pro-wrestling performers that had ever graced WWE's roster, and our television sets every week.

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Rest in peace, Eddie... you've earned it.
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tuffb*tch
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Post by tuffb*tch »

THANK GOD AT LEAST U GOT THAT MESSEGE SLUTTY PA GOD I MISSED U SO DID EVERYONE ELESE ..... N wad do u mean by u fogot bout the work it out room!!!! are u kiddin me PA!!!! tsk tsk tsK TAMS PA NEEDS TO BE SEVERLY PUNISHED FOR LEAVIN FOR SOO LONG THEN FORGETIN BOUT US!!! :shame: :snooty:
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Post by KingFo1 »

:scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

Uhhh....who are you again??? Your not one of those crazy psychos are ya? Well welcome I guess...or ummm Re-Welcome?? Have fun I guess.



KIDDING! Welcome back!! We were all wondering what happened to ya. Your lucky I've been too busy to track ya down and drag you back here myself...but I see sis did that for me. Now if you'll excuse me...its back to work!!
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Post by miltie »

:hello: Hey! I've heard lots about you... this should be fun! :D
Hmph
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Post by Hmph »

OMG :o I thought I was seeing things! WELCOME BACK!!!!!! :jazzy: :jazzy: :cheer: :clap: :dance: ! yes we missed ya slutty Pa, oops I mean ¡Abuelo de Slutty. (see everything's going to the other countries :roll:)

but sooooo much has happened, where should I start?! ok we defeated the men in t-war I and t-war II. they, including you, are now our peons....

oh and what else, Reggie's on hiatus now and did I say we missed ya?

say hey to Dusty for me. did yall do the marriage thang yet :sex:
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Post by RangerBob »

T-Boo wrote:did yall do the marriage thang yet :sex:
Yes, indeedy - Dustie made an honest man outta me on July 9th... which, coincidentally, turns out is the same day as the day my Dad married my step-monster..... er, step-mother. We didn't realize it until we'd already booked the church, etc. Shows you just how much attention I pay to Dad's marriage, right? ;-)

Aaaaaaaaanywho... things have been happenin' very quickly around here, I'll tell ya. Started a graphic & web design/hosting business, Dustie is off to get her real estate license in December (while prepping for her second year of H&R Block), a few pets have come and gone, the stock market has fluctuated, the moon has moved another .0000045058376892929 miles closer to the Earth (well on its way toward our destruction), we've bailed from our church after some rather questionable financial and spiritual practices by the new paster, we've found a new church (praise Jesus!), and I've grown my goatee out long enough that it looks like two skunks fighting over territorial rights to my chin.

Other than that, things have been pretty boring... :yawn:

So, Boo - details... exactly HOW did the women defeat the men? Didja distract 'em with promises of chips, beer and dominion over the remote control? I suppose y'all have my plasma TV, too.... darned females... ;-)
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Post by Hmph »

yes the plasma TV was confiscated as a property of the war. sowwy :lol: we just gave the guys a good ol fashioned beatdown, that's all. nuthin' spes-shol :lashes:

this may have helped, but who's to say :whistle:
http://tam-ra.us/workitout/viewtopic.ph ... ght=#12368
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Post by RangerBob »

Holy crap on a string! I'm glad I missed THAT fracas!

Soooooooooo.... ladies..... how YOU doin'? :lmfao:
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