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- Silly Wabbit
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I spun around quickly only to see that witch Linda Tripp holding a camcorder. I told her "lady get a life" as I knocked her down to create a diversion and break her camera while I snatched the mean greens.
This day is looking up. Moola, herbs, a house, and a plane on standby. So I call my boo and said Honey pack your bags. He's like for what. I said I don't care just be gone by the time I get there (sowwy old joke booby).
I phone the pilot with my shopping bags in tow. I tell him I want to fly to Venezuela for some fun and sun first. All of a sudden my other line rings. Just when the day was already looking up, it was of all people...
This day is looking up. Moola, herbs, a house, and a plane on standby. So I call my boo and said Honey pack your bags. He's like for what. I said I don't care just be gone by the time I get there (sowwy old joke booby).
I phone the pilot with my shopping bags in tow. I tell him I want to fly to Venezuela for some fun and sun first. All of a sudden my other line rings. Just when the day was already looking up, it was of all people...
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Ask me how I feel about Mondays. Please have wine & sedatives ready.
Ask me how I feel about Mondays. Please have wine & sedatives ready.
to the arrest and conviction of myself. If they can figure out why I've been impersonating others, the $400K is all theirs.
So I slam down the phone and think well that was a wasted breath of air, I then thought about the day planned. And begin to
So I head down to my private jet to head on down to Venezuela with my new glad rags and shoes ready for some partying. Now this is supposed to be a private plane, but
what are they doing on this plane?
Of course I'm gonna ask them, so I turn to...
So I slam down the phone and think well that was a wasted breath of air, I then thought about the day planned. And begin to
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The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!
The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!
- carollline
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The group on the left side and I recognized them as "THE FELLA'S ONLY" and looking to the right side of the plane I see "THE DIVA'S ONLY". So I think these two groups can't both be on the same plane.
And there in the back I see "THE RAINBOW FOLKS"
NOW WHO IS GOING TO MODERATE THIS DISCUSSION??
Directly behind me was the answer to my prayer, I said, SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ..........
And there in the back I see "THE RAINBOW FOLKS"
NOW WHO IS GOING TO MODERATE THIS DISCUSSION??
Directly behind me was the answer to my prayer, I said, SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ..........
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU .......... Jerry Springer. Let's do this. All of a sudden shirts n bras come flying off, pants start to drop and it's on.
I grab my
thinking this is gonna b good.
In between all the cussin n screamin I heard Jerry screaming 4 help. His security wasn't there because they were too busy.....
- carollline
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They were too busy visiting the cockpit and getting their shiny new wings pinned on them. The pilots were having a fun time teaching security how to fly the plane so they could take a rest and watch the booby show. Since the security guards have seen all the boobs they care to observe they thought flying a plane would scare their dicks high enough to salute.
The pilots now became the guards and arrived just in time to save JERRY from ...
The pilots now became the guards and arrived just in time to save JERRY from ...