Why do women...?

[thewiseonecommeth]

Here is a few questions I have for the ladies here:

Why do women..

1. ...usually have 3 shampoos and 2 conditioners, where guys usually only have one of each?

2. ..complain if you wake them in the night for sex, but get pissed off if they try waking the guy and he is too tired?

3. ...always complain about putting the toilet seat down, when guys prefer it up and pee more than they do?

4. ...have 10 pairs of shoes for every 1 pair a guy has?

I am sure I will come up with more.

[Silly Wabbit]

These are just the dumbest questions on the face of the earth. N E 1 with sense would understand our madness J/K. Looking @ the questions I thought "we do DO that". No wonder men think we're crazy.

OK Here it is: Some shampoos help with certain hair styles or work better for conditioning. Sometimes we're just shopping to find a better one, like we do with men But only to realize the first one was good enough. Sometimes using the same shampoo repeatedly can take the life out of the hair. We then need another 1 to bring it back.

OK Now the shoes. Say it with me: ALL SHOES ARE NOT MADE EQUALLY. The same black shoe would not coordinate with different outfits. I may want to wear strappy black sandals with a sun dress. I may need enclosed black formal shoes for a funeral. I couldn't wear the strappy black ones to the funeral.

Now some women do wear the same styles so 1 or 2 pairs of shoes will do. God bless them. That's just not me. I need a room just for my shoes alone. But some celebrity men are worse than women with shoes. Except they'll buy the same shoe 100 times just so they don't have to wear the same one twice. Now doesn't our method sound more logical after reading that?

Now the waking up thing: We need our beauty sleep. & a lot of energy goes into picking out what shoe to wear in the morning. Waking me up 4 sex which will make me go back to sleep makes no sense. Wait until I wake up. OK that made no sense either. But accept it.

As long as he cleans the toilet seat he can leave it up or down. But personally it just looks better down. Some people close the entire toilet regularly & want you to do the same. This is annoying to have to lift it up to pee.

[thewiseonecommeth]

Great answers wabbit!

The answer about the shoes makes more sense now too. Guys don't tend to think about their feet as something to attract women, while most women do tend to do upkeep on their feet...lol. Painting toe nails, pedicures, etc.

So I guess we could say that is another reason why men have much less shoes than women.

[Hmph]

:redface: guilty on all counts. I used to buy shoes BEFORE the outfit because they're cute or one of a kind and then hope I can find the right outfit for them.

[Makewayz]

Good answers Tracey..!!

I will say this about the toilet seat issue...

I am a man who likes for my toilet seat to be CLOSED after use. Only because it just looks tacky when a house guest goes into your bathroom and the seat has been left up.

Yes it's easier for it to be left up when you have to jump out of bed to run to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it only takes a second to lift the seat.

Even though, it's convenient to just run in and sit, because most likely you won't turn the light on. That would wake you up a little more than you'd want to be.

What I wanna know that women do is:

WHY DO YALL MAKE TOILET PAPER GLOVES JUST TO WIPE????

It doesn't matter if you've just done a number 1 or 2, yall still feel a need to cover your entire hand with toilet paper..!!
Do yall not understand you're wasting paper??? Goodness gracious..!!