then it was reported that a fake penis was found inside of the microwave.
cnn.com video story
turns out it was related to this - The Whizzinator - designed to deceive drug tests for employment
you know... it is sooooooo hard to wake up, figure out which cereal to eat, what to wear, how to comb hair, yaddi, yaddi.... how do people think of shit like this?
even when I had to be drug tested for of all places a California software engineering position after the midwest company bought out the California company, only concern was will I be able to piss!