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KingFo1
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Post by KingFo1 »

tamra wrote::phone: umm calling jesus, I think ya need 'em :wtg:

but...would you be interested in a booty call plan, with booty caller ID, booty call waiting, booty call forwarding, and booty call voice mail?? all for a mere low price of $39.99 a month* :cheer:

*taxes, fees and surcharges not included. expected additional charges should not exceed $299.99 a month

hey, just can't escape those telemarketers huh?
:lmfao: :rofl:
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RangerBob
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Post by RangerBob »

tamra wrote:...would you be interested in a booty call plan, with booty caller ID, booty call waiting, booty call forwarding, and booty call voice mail?? all for a mere low price of $39.99 a month* :cheer:
Well, I might... does it also come with 3-way booty calling? (Not that any woman would actually accept my booty call, much less two of 'em... but one must be prepared.)

:lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao:
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus »

:stick: I ain't touchin that one :lol:
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Hmph
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Post by Hmph »

For $4.99 more a month, we can add the 3-way booty call feature to your package, or we can just upgrade you to the Booty Call Deluxe package for $42.99, which includes special ring tones and a few other features.

Shall I prepare your contract, sir? :contract:

Oh and this contract can't be cancelled EVER :nope:. You try to drop and switch to another service Missy comes over to work things out. You're late with a payment by more than 5 days, Missy comes over to work things out. You get rude with the Booty Call telephone staff, Missy comes over and more than work things out.

Just thought I'd point that option out..... :wait:
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RangerBob
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Post by RangerBob »

A lifetime contract? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I see through your thinly veiled ruse! You're just trying to get me to sign on for a lifetime of servitude to the Mafia Kitty family syndicate! I know how this works... first, I sign on for "booty call service" (at 43 bucks a month), then I get a visit from a pack of raccoons (led by a swarthy-lookin' possum) demanding "protection" payments. No, no, no - not gettin' roped into that one...

:lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl:
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Laurie
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Post by Laurie »

tamra wrote::phone: umm calling jesus, I think ya need 'em :wtg:

but...would you be interested in a booty call plan, with booty caller ID, booty call waiting, booty call forwarding, and booty call voice mail?? all for a mere low price of $39.99 a month* :cheer:

*taxes, fees and surcharges not included. expected additional charges should not exceed $299.99 a month

hey, just can't escape those telemarketers huh?
:lmfao: :lmfao:
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Hmph
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Post by Hmph »

RangerBob wrote:A lifetime contract? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I see through your thinly veiled ruse! You're just trying to get me to sign on for a lifetime of servitude to the Mafia Kitty family syndicate! I know how this works... first, I sign on for "booty call service" (at 43 bucks a month), then I get a visit from a pack of raccoons (led by a swarthy-lookin' possum) demanding "protection" payments. No, no, no - not gettin' roped into that one...
OH COME ON!!! :neva: live a little. and it's $42.99 a month. that's right, less than $43.00 -- a steal. so which deal would you like? :not:

and she doesn't deal with possums, just racoons, weasels and rotweillers. :tongue:
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Post by Makewayz »

RangerBob wrote:A lifetime contract? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I see through your thinly veiled ruse! You're just trying to get me to sign on for a lifetime of servitude to the Mafia Kitty family syndicate! I know how this works... first, I sign on for "booty call service" (at 43 bucks a month), then I get a visit from a pack of raccoons (led by a swarthy-lookin' possum) demanding "protection" payments. No, no, no - not gettin' roped into that one...

:lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl:
:lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl:

OKAY THIS THREAD HAS REALLY MADE SOME WRONG TURNS ...

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KingFo1
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Post by KingFo1 »

Makewayz wrote:
:lmfao: :rofl: :lmfao: :rofl:

OKAY THIS THREAD HAS REALLY MADE SOME WRONG TURNS ...

:rant:
Well, you started it. So quit complaining
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Hmph
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Post by Hmph »

yanno King. and where is that high five smiley? dang 1001 smileys and no high five one. we was robbed :D

but these things happen when you promote booty calls, reggie :taunt:
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