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Unfortunately, these are the people who probably believe they can even get away with murder. They commit one foul act after another and never with any remorse. How do they do it? Outrageous, unconscionable behavior, fraud, deceit and other foul acts discussed here. We all make mistakes. It's what happens after that separates humans from animals.
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Hmph
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PLEASE READ: New Posting Rules In Effect!!

Post by Hmph »

(originally in fratpack thread but don't want it overlooked):contract:

Please be advised that because of all this silly nonsense which resulted in 2 bogus emails and 13 bogus and hidden identity phone calls from a raving mad person with poor comprehension (with Laurie having to listen in), I'm going to have to charge each of you for the following:

1. Free speech ($25.00 a word)

2. Having an opinion ($100.00 per opinion, 2 opinions in one sentence is now going to be $500, more than 3 opinions in a posting will start at $750.00 and up -- you will receive an invoice before your posting hits the board).

3. Expressing outrage at being wronged by someone who's committing fraud and engaging in lying and deceit on a regular basis.... well... lemme just start by saying, you're gonna need a federal loan for this one and :nope: payment arrangement cannot be accepted, you must pay entirely up front. Depending upon the outrage, fees will start at $2,000 and up with a maximum of $1.5Million (sry :gripe: (gripe) cap rules in affect). :doh:


You may submit payments via PayPal, bank check, money order, food stamps (hey I'm no fool, food is food), or good 'ol cash. IOU's can only be arranged if you are willing to do LitterMaid patrol for Don Diva Missy Kitti. And her diamonds must be cleaned weekly or until she's satisfied to pay off that debt. But trust me, you don't wanna get involved with the mafia kitty. Not a good idea, my friend.

Please be advised that these rules are EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

Please see the cashier on your way in. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

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Post by Laurie »

:iluvu: Good thing Tamra, I'm going to make some good money. :wink:
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Post by Hmph »

yup yup... going get extra rotweillers at the door. I may have to commission a few from Missy just to be safe. I expect some :protest: but they'll simmer down soon :lol:
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Post by Laurie »

tamra wrote:yup yup... going get extra rotweillers at the door. I may have to commission a few from Missy just to be safe. I expect some :protest: but they'll simmer down soon :lol:
Barbouille will help ya out dear. :lashes:
The One and Only MM
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Post by The One and Only MM »

tamra wrote:yup yup... going get extra rotweillers at the door.
I've got a Rotty pup you can borrow! :jazzy:

Then all those :protest: can just suck eggs and :wall:

Hugz,
M~M
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Post by Hmph »

cool! security is all set then :jazzy:
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Post by Cat_RN »

The One and Only MM wrote:
tamra wrote:yup yup... going get extra rotweillers at the door.
I've got a Rotty pup you can borrow! :jazzy:

Then all those :protest: can just suck eggs and :wall:

Hugz,
M~M
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HUGS, HUGS, HUGS!! It's official... the great posters are all here!! I can die happy!

Just got home from work and have to get dinner started... I'll try to post more later!

:cheer: I sure am glad you made it, MM!! :cheer:
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Post by Laurie »

tamra wrote:cool! security is all set then :jazzy:

:jazzy:
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Post by JGirl »

I guess I'd better behave then. I can't afford to max out my credit card with summer so close by !! :littleangel: :lol: :lol:
Wherever I go, I play the victim role well. Watch, but don't learn from me.
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Post by Tinkerbell »

I will be a perfect :angel: too. :lmfao:
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