Easy Identifications: Awiey "Chucky" Hernandez, 20, was arrested when he went to the 90th Precinct station house in Brooklyn, N.Y., to check on the status of a pal and inadvertently stood directly in front of his own "wanted" poster (on robbery and drug charges). The in-custody pal Hernandez had come to inquire about was Huquan "Guns" Gavin, 18, who appears with him on the poster.[New York Post, 5-25-05]
runner up for dumbass of the year
runner up for dumbass of the year
"Hey Mice, pass me a buffalo wing.. your left... YOUR LEFTTT!!!"
Oh I know that was hilarious !!!!! But recently there's an even better one. Don't recall where but some dude going into a fast food place under the pretext of putting in an app but really to rob the joint, fills out the app, robs the joint and leaves the app on the flippin counter !!!!!

Wherever I go, I play the victim role well. Watch, but don't learn from me.