IM BACK EVERYONE!!! GOD I MISSED THIS PLACE!!

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:32 pm

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL GO TAMS GO TAMS.... I KNEW IT THOSE FU**ERS COULD NEVER HAVE BEAT US THERE JUST AIN'T NO POSSIBLE WAY!

Post by **KingFo1** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:55 pm

Name Is On Layaway wrote: oh and the other important thing: the ladies have defeated the men in the Battle of the Sexes 2005. they will no longer be a problem. we've padlocked that room and installed a card reader. they need our permission and to bow to us before they're allowed in.

What in the hell are you talking about? Maybe in your own little world you won...but the reality is I'm STILL KING! Now go and finish your work before I punish you....oh and wash my royal undies while your at it.

Oh yeah, and WELCOME BACK SIS!!! Its about time you came back...you've got a lot of catching up to do...oh and don't worry, I won't make you a slave in my empire yet...and I'll give you your own nice little living space...at least for now while I'm feeling generous.

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:58 pm

pssssh, yeah whateva, keep on dreaming.

that's all yall have left

haven't you wondered WHERE RangerBob is?! we've captured him, and tortured him for all the secrets of that room, thus making it doomed FOREVER!!! muahahahahahahaha (dang, fell out my chair laffin so hard!

)

Post by **KingFo1** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:09 pm

Ummm....actually, I know where he REALLY is, but thats top secret.

And in case you've forgotten, the contents of that room are changed randomly, soooo even if you DID really capture on of our own, they wouldn't be much help at all. And did you forget about my group of highly trained elite ninjas watching your every move?

And I see your back to your traitorous ways...and for that, I only have one thing to say....

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to overlooking the work on my monument of greatness....a huge statue of ME!

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:34 pm

well swanti, don't let what king say scare ya. it's all code for the ladies rock around here and when do yall need me to do another tampon run.

Post by **KingFo1** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:23 pm

Name Is On Layaway wrote:
well swanti, don't let what king say scare ya. it's all code for the ladies rock around here and when do yall need me to do another tampon run.

Code eh...? I'LL show you a 'code'!
*Snaps fingers and guards come to lock all yall away in cells*

Hows that? Now, be good and I MIGHT let you out to get a tampon.

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:32 am

u dunno how good it is to be back hahah i missed all this rivalry and bro im sorry but your ass is being shut down since im back the womens forces HAS BECOME WAY STRONGER YALL COULDN'T DO SHIT BEFO... U DEF. WON'T BE ABLE TO DO NOTHIN NOW!! I LOVE U BUT HAHAHAH GET GOIN BRO CUZ THE WOMEN ARE HERE TO STAY IN OUR.... KEY WORD BEING OUR EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **KingFo1** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:14 pm

*AHEM*

Need I remind you that I still have control of one of your own? Not to mention that is MY statue being built out front...sorry sis, but while you were gone, your 'forces' were so weak, it was a breeze for me and my army of killer ninjas to take over. Especially while ya'll were celebrating when I let ya'll THINK you won...lets just say that there will be some nice little 'surprises' when you get back to your beloved room.

I thought that you would cooperate with me sis...now I'm afraid I have to treat you like the rest of my captives...Guards!! Take her away!

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:25 pm

lmao i sware u still lyin to yourself huh bro.. anyway .. i love u and this is how u treat me thank fo nothing punk~ all this bull bout me being your sister it was just all talk i see how it is.. and your dumbass guards aren't takin me no where.. im pull out some thai kick boxin on thier asses then ima get to u ,.... and u gonna get your ass handed to u by your lil sis... u punk ass beotch!

Post by **Hmph** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:31 pm

lay one hand on her and it's world war IV

nothing like a little beat down to get the day started off on the right foot!

now my grocery list for my new peons, who just can't accept their NEW ROLE up in here, up in here

:
panty shields
ultra fresh tampons
kotex with wings
vagisil body cream
massengil (sp?) body wash
hair curlers - large and PINK!
dome hair dryer
body perm
4 sets of granny panties
10 copies of Peons for Dummies (1 for yourself, and others for those who just can't understand

)
LifeTime Movie Channel DVD box set of all top 10 movies
choc chip cookies
choc ice cream

oh and PLEASE ask for help if any of these items are out of stock. make direct eye contact with store help to make sure they understand clearly what's needed.

and if you're not back in 1 hour