Flirting in the toiletries aisle??

[Hmph]

ok, um... say you're in the women's products aisle in a store (tampons, maxi-pads, hygiene, etc.) and there's some guy staring you down.

are you thinking he's an undercover store cop looking to bust shoplifters or are you seriously thinking he's trying to pick you up, OR.... OR.... he's a total freak with issues?

i guess the public aisle is somewhat personal (hmmmm.... maybe that aisle should be behind a curtain and men who need something for a female must present note to a female runner to get the product for him), so since the aisle is somewhat personal AND FOCUSED, are you even thinking about picking up a date when you're holding a giant box of tampons?!!!!

perhaps, I can bring the box of tampons to the first date and place it on the dinner table and start off the convo with "gee, if not for these, we wouldn't be sitting here now...." then for the 25th year wedding anniversary, have the box framed in silver for all to see.

[KingFo1]

ok, um... say you're in the women's products aisle in a store (tampons, maxi-pads, hygiene, etc.) and there's some guy staring you down.

are you thinking he's an undercover store cop looking to bust shoplifters or are you seriously thinking he's trying to pick you up, OR.... OR.... he's a total freak with issues?

i guess the public aisle is somewhat personal (hmmmm.... maybe that aisle should be behind a curtain and men who need something for a female must present note to a female runner to get the product for him), so since the aisle is somewhat personal AND FOCUSED, are you even thinking about picking up a date when you're holding a giant box of tampons?!!!!

perhaps, I can bring the box of tampons to the first date and place it on the dinner table and start off the convo with "gee, if not for these, we wouldn't be sitting here now...." then for the 25th year wedding anniversary, have the box framed in silver for all to see.

That was too much!!
Oh, and just so ya know, I wouldn't be caught dead in that aisle...

[Hmph]

I hate to be the Period Reaper right about now, but say you get married and have a daughter. at some point, your wife is not going to be available at home, but you are, and you're going to have to run out to the store and get something for your daughter, at the request of your wife via phone, of course, because your daughter IS NOT going to ask you, and you'd better not enter her room to deliver them -- just simply place the "package" outside the door or in the bathroom where she will find them -- AVOID EYE CONTACT AT THIS CRITICAL TIME.

welcome to Woman Hood King!! (of course that sign or greeting won't be present when you enter that aisle for the first time )

but seriously while the guy was staring in the "personals" aisle, I just starting tossing the big box of tampons in the air like a bouncing ball, thinking maybe HE'D NOTICE IT and that was my focus!!!!

[Makewayz]

what the hell is the purpose of this post?

[Hmph]

well look who's back! and causing problems already but ummm the question was to be ANSWERED BY WOMEN, you know the superior sex
and now that you're w/in striking distance the next question like that will result in a followed by

[Silly Wabbit]

LMFAO I guess I never make eye contact in that aisle so if a guy is staring, I would probably run him over before I notice that. I have work to do in that aisle. No time for distractions. But I would be thinking he's a nutcase or freak, or thinking I'm on a hidden camera joke program.

ok, um... say you're in the women's products aisle in a store (tampons, maxi-pads, hygiene, etc.) and there's some guy staring you down.

are you thinking he's an undercover store cop looking to bust shoplifters or are you seriously thinking he's trying to pick you up, OR.... OR.... he's a total freak with issues?

i guess the public aisle is somewhat personal (hmmmm.... maybe that aisle should be behind a curtain and men who need something for a female must present note to a female runner to get the product for him), so since the aisle is somewhat personal AND FOCUSED, are you even thinking about picking up a date when you're holding a giant box of tampons?!!!!

perhaps, I can bring the box of tampons to the first date and place it on the dinner table and start off the convo with "gee, if not for these, we wouldn't be sitting here now...." then for the 25th year wedding anniversary, have the box framed in silver for all to see.

[Makewayz]

UM ~ TAM-ARA, LOL ... WHO THA HELL YOU TALKING TO LIKE THAT!

[Hmph]

oh no he didn't just call me TamAra

time to get busy up in here, up in here

[Marcus]

ok, um... say you're in the women's products aisle in a store (tampons, maxi-pads, hygiene, etc.) and there's some guy staring you down.

are you thinking he's an undercover store cop looking to bust shoplifters or are you seriously thinking he's trying to pick you up, OR.... OR.... he's a total freak with issues?

i guess the public aisle is somewhat personal (hmmmm.... maybe that aisle should be behind a curtain and men who need something for a female must present note to a female runner to get the product for him), so since the aisle is somewhat personal AND FOCUSED, are you even thinking about picking up a date when you're holding a giant box of tampons?!!!!

perhaps, I can bring the box of tampons to the first date and place it on the dinner table and start off the convo with "gee, if not for these, we wouldn't be sitting here now...." then for the 25th year wedding anniversary, have the box framed in silver for all to see.

He has to be a freak or player. He could have been in there picking up something for his girl then tried to make a move.