cute and corny pickup lines

Post by **Hmph** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:25 pm

they're part of funny phone alerts.

so if you ain't got game, maybe these will be good ice breakers.

or if nothing else, you should get a good laff

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'.

(Look at her shirt label. They say: ) "What are you doing?" (You respond: ) Yep! Made in heaven!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Silly Wabbit · Post by **Silly Wabbit** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:14 pm

Er? Cute?

Wondering who would use these?

Post by **miltie** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:09 pm

Being the total geek that I am, I probably would!!

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:06 pm

I meant to post some new ones, but forgot and deleted them. but I'll be sure to add some new ones which were also pretty cute.

Post by **Hmph** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:56 am

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

:cheeze:

Post by **Hmph** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:18 pm

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

ok that one was kinda cheezie

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:45 am

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Post by **Hmph** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:11 pm

Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine?

Post by **KingFo1** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:51 pm

Silly Wabbit wrote:Er? Cute? Wondering who would use these?

Not I...definately not I...

Funny...but most of these are kinda old...I've heard most of them somewhere before...

You know, if I really wanted to get a woman's attention...I'd [insert funny yet true line here]

Sorry, can't share my secrets! Hehehe

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:20 am

bring in the torturers to pull the secrets out of King.