Brutal Breakup Lines or Handy Info?

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:00 pm

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/br ... main-14-l1

I say useful, quite useful

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:53 am

man that is some funny ass shit!! hahah a

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:46 am

yeah I liked "I was someone else when we were dating. now I'm myself again and I want out".

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:18 pm

that shit had me on the floor fo real..

Post by **Makewayz** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:13 pm

dustbunny · Post by **dustbunny** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:11 pm

A good break-up line....'I just don't understand you anymore, therefore I'm leaving' ....BTW How are you a different person when you're dating someone? THEN suddenly you're yourself again? That's just to confusing for me... LOL

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:25 pm

i think it's called ran out of pot, prozac or crack and their non-altered self appeared.

RangerBob · Post by **RangerBob** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:27 pm

Best break-up line ever.... roll over in the morning and ask, "What was your name again?". The further along in a relationship you are, the more effective the line....

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:20 am

uhhh that wouldn't work with low self-esteem women and rich men. oh wait, I think it's called the entertainment industry.

Post by **miltie** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:50 pm

I'll never forget the first time I ever got dumped - I was in 7th grade. The guy called and just said "I'm breaking up, Bye". I will never ever forget that! It was so brutal to a 12 year old!

It's sad to see that 15 years later, they;re not much different!