cute and corny pickup lines

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:13 pm

ok this one is just whacked

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Silly Wabbit · Post by **Silly Wabbit** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:40 pm

Luv the sig, Tam.

Ok, a couple of these are cute. Been out of the dating scene for so long, I wouldn't think these would work. But they just may, simple & cute enough.

Post by **Hmph** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:39 am

Were you talking to me?
They reply: No
You: Well can you start

(ok I would think someone is retarded w/that one, but that one is all in the facial expressions)

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

:cheeze: I likes, mommy likes

MsNikaPooh · Post by **MsNikaPooh** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:09 pm

I got a corny one from a guy when I was getting off the train today. It was kinda cute but corny all the same. He tapped me on the shoulder and said Hey you dropped something. I asked what. He said, and I quote" My number". Girl it was so corny I had to take the number but too bad I already got a boyfriend.

Post by **Hmph** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am

that was a pretty good one. guess brother either had game, or really wanted you to have his number.

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:17 am

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

ok

curious to know what yall think of this one.

Post by **miltie** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:14 pm

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:50 pm

NOW that is a good one, I could use that one w/a straight face too. :cheeze:

but check out these new alerts, but I think these are old as dirt. they are whacked. and for the 2nd one, who wants a player?

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Post by **miltie** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:00 pm

I would love a guy to come up to me with a cheesy pick up line. I'd have so much fun with it.

One time a guy asked me if I would like to go out for pie (It was really loud in a bar) and i just acted like I heard the "PIE" Part and told him he was a disgusting pig.

You should have seen the look on his face trying to re-coup from that one!! I finally let him know I was only kidding, and that I heard what he said. In fact, he's one of my good buddies to this day now.

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:05 pm

oh man

I would have had a field day w/the Pie thing. poor guy prolly would have ran off w/his tail between his legs.