What's the worst thing you could hear on first date?

RangerBob · Post by **RangerBob** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:36 pm

I brought flowers AND candy.... baby oil, a couple of whips, a big ol' vibrator with extra batteries and some candles (cuz I was feeling romantic). Now, I ask you, what woman could turn THAT down after lookin' through the peephole in the door??? Sheesh!

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:56 pm

yup she sounds like a crackhead. you're better off w/out her, man I tell ya

(mental note: cancel promo tour for rangerbob gone wild videos... may have some marketing issues)

dustbunny · Post by **dustbunny** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:00 pm

Some people just don't get it....And some will never get it....don't matter how many dates your have... LOL

RangerBob · Post by **RangerBob** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:00 pm

What about official RBGW Baby Oil, RBGW Whips, RBGW Vibrators and RBGW Candles? See, gotta keep thinkin' marketing, marketing, marketing!

RangerBob · Post by **RangerBob** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:02 pm

Oh, and let's not forget the anatomically correct RBGW Action Figure... wid da kung-fu grip! hehe

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:10 pm

i couldn't get those manufactured in the u.s. soon as i mentioned your name, a whooooole stack of city ordinances and rules were pulled out that the items violated. so back to drawing board it is.

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:12 pm

dustbunny wrote:Some people just don't get it....And some will never get it....don't matter how many dates your have... LOL

tell me about it. maybe we need 1st date refs to help a few understand.

RangerBob · Post by **RangerBob** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:13 pm

Wait - what if we packaged 'em in breakfast cereal??? "BUY LUCKY CHARMS - TOY SURPRISE INSIDE!" Yeah, baybee!!!!