The Bachelor & Bachelorette

[Hmph]

WTF??? a whole season to watch her say we're better off as friends to Jerry and after turning down Jean Paul?

this beehotch is crazy. thank goodness for picture in picture, cuz I didn't watch it entirely. definite sign the show needs to be cancelled. only 1 of the relationships worked.

[Hmph]

the show I love to hate is back again next week with a new bachelor. so the previews are trying to make it more x-rated like.

yanno what, drop it from network tv and bring it to cable and let's see the guy have all out orgies with 25 women. cuz there will NEVER be a marriage at the end, thus why it's called THE BACHELOR i'm guessing

well, I MAY watch the last 15 of the last episode if it even lasts that long.

[KingFo1]

the show I love to hate is back again next week with a new bachelor. so the previews are trying to make it more x-rated like.

yanno what, drop it from network tv and bring it to cable and let's see the guy have all out orgies with 25 women. cuz there will NEVER be a marriage at the end, thus why it's called THE BACHELOR i'm guessing

well, I MAY watch the last 15 of the last episode if it even lasts that long.

LOL, just like I've been trying to tell yah all along, the show just sucks!

[Hmph]

i know i feel totally played for watching it, but once again, thank goodness for picture in picture. cuts the nonsense out, and the show becomes somewhat entertaining.

for all we know they're all actors and maybe ryan and trista actually met on the job and actually fell in love, or it could all be one big azz hoax, as in paid to be a couple.

can we bring back the simple tv where no cons are involved to get viewers

[Silly Wabbit]

I am so done watching this nonsense. I can already tell you the outcome. A man will have affairs with a bunch of women while voting off 1 a week, but will not marry either of them.

[Hmph]

I think there needs to be a ghetto version of the bachelor or bachelorette, like the apprentice ghetto version

straight up black folks. now problem is getting through dates w/out kids calling "lemme speak to my momma" and you know it's gonna be some drama while the sister gurl who has a 1x1 date is getting dressed. her weave will get pulled, clothes start disappearing and she may trip down a flight of stairs.

and in the end, if he don't propose, OOOOH FCC meeting HERE WE GOOOOOO (with the sistah gurl head roll) wtf u mean u ain't gon marry me, nucca is u crazy? i didn't tell all my (censored) peeps to watch dis shyat fa nuffin'. oh yeah there's gon be a (censored) weddin' in dis here (censored) piece, it may not be to your punk azz, but pluh-eaze believe there will be a (censored) wedding, then a cell phone gets whipped out and she starts making plans for a double event: a beat down and a party

or, ORRRR... even better, the brother picks the only white girl competing and a fight breaks out on the set.

oh and there will be a major scandal: one of the "keeps it real" sistahs secretly moved her boyfriend in the house because he didn't have no place to stay after getting out of prison. now 4 girls from the show are pregnant and they talkin' 'bout suing the show because he can't pay child support.

lawd bring back voluntary segregation so we can quarantine our folks off for some re-training.

[Hmph]

I totally did not watch the premiere of the new season, and am glad! and hoping something better will air in its place soon.

but i'm wondering how i can get in some vegas odds that he WILL NOT marry whomever picked. better than a martha stewart stock tip.

[Hmph]

ok the tabloids are starting rumors that Jen's a gold digger and Andrew Firestone brought her new contenders up to speed on Ms. Thang's personality. apparently her new contenders became friends with Andrew Firestone and some dirt was dished.

could be gossip, but obviously there is something wrong on her end. she's had a great selection of men to choose from and comes up empty handed each time.

but if she's a gold digger, bring on Trish for her own bachelorette series. or just send Jen to an NBA locker room, she'll do just fine.

[Hmph]

is this show still on I saw like 5 minutes of it and was bored and deerstruck and that was over a month ago but haven't watched it since.

[Hmph]

ok I know we're all boycotting this show like we're about to have boycott parties for Britney Spears' new show, meaning we wanna be everywhere that show is NOT.

but I should have taken my bet about The Bachelor ending to vegas afterall. the news just reported that the bachelor DID NOT propose but instead promised to be the best boyfriend ever.


so I guess the show is staying true to form -- they're remaining the bachelor!! or the best committed non-committers!