contest for august

[Hmph]

ex-squeeze me? I read Playgirl all the time. it is good reading very very good and long articles

[Laurie]

Playgirl is gay guys nekkid. :omg:

[Hmph]

gawd I hope not. we must HAVE something for ourselves!!! :d

but I have a collector's Playgirl copy with Al Gore and Bill Clinton on the cover nekkid but with American flag over private part, and inside it's imagined what the schlongs of JFK Jr. (very impressive), Clinton and other infamous people would look like. and on top of that is the longest schlongs in the world.

so much for that black man myth, the biggest was a german guy (definitely not gay), a general worker bee name Horst, measuring beyond 10... has anyone been to this mountain top?

by the way, I started subscribing to it when my roommate (with a girlfriend) would leave his copy on the coffee table. I got a copy and slapped it right on top!

[Laurie]

check your emails, I send ya something ok?

[Hmph]

k lol oh lawd scared to look. brb

[Laurie]

I didn't send you porn ya know.

[Hmph]

well you're no fun i thought email was just for porn. now where'd colleen disappear to? and I'm hungry. where are the peons to deliver the food? man, capture the men's lounge and still can't get them to work!!!

[Laurie]

i know I'm no fun, geez.

[miltie]

now where'd colleen disappear to? and I'm hungry.

Colleen is in the vatican city awaiting canonization.

But don't worry, Yer Mom's here.

[Hmph]

fa-rizzeal on the canonization? can you hook me up with a meeting with the Big G? I got some things I need to talk to him about. I did not get the items I requested several christmases in a row and I need to sort that out.