Please fasten your seatbelts and keep them fastened at all times.
Helmets MUST be worn at all times to avoid injuries.
Straight jacket rentals are on hold now as they are on backorder, so you must restrain yourself some other way, or find another way to tie that person(s) down.
The bouncers aren't always reliable. They're usually
so enter at your own risk. 
There's no drink minimum and seats are "first come. first serve". And PLEASE tip your waitresses!
You want them to come back to your table don't cha? 
And Reggie, NO DANCING ON THE TABLES!!!
Please.. people have to eat on those. 
Sign here
and here 
and initial here and you're all set. 
Have fun
<<< the other people talking about who just walked in here....