TOP TEN TYPES OF HO'S!

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:29 pm

TOP TEN TYPES OF HO'S!

10. "The Undacova Ho" - This type of Ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly ho'ing around trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.

9. "The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails are always did. This Ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday thru Saturday nights of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undacova Ho.

8. "High Class Ho" (also known as the "The Glamour Ho") - This type of Ho rocks Prada and Versace, and claims to only date players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.

7. "Ole Ho" - The Ole Ho used to be tight "in her day", and thinks she "still looks good for her age". She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.

6. "Nasty Ho" - This Ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with men for her "other" talents. Most often she has a "tight" body, and can often be found working in a strip club.

5. "Sneaky Ho" - The Sneaky Ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undacova Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing. Many Sneaky Ho's are former Crack Ho's!

4. "Project Ho" - This Ho be living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies". She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her. One obvious sign of a Project Ho may be her lack of several front teeth (previously dislodged by a back-handed slap to the mouth by her former pimp).

3. "Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for bootie calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e. Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.

2. "Crazy Ho" - Beware, this is a popular and dangerous Ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho's) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities. The Crazy Ho has mastered the use of caller-ID and *69. This Ho know every trick in the book.

And Finally...............................................................

1. "The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She usually either has a "Crack-Ho" or Bertha Butt-type of body. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.

NOW WHICH HO ARE YOU?

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:50 pm

NEITHER I AIN;T A HOE LOL.... IM JUST "TUFFB*tCH"!!

Post by **Hmph** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:12 pm

lol, I should set up a poll for which type. but like people gonna actually answer huh

or if they do it'll be a big azz

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:12 pm

lmao yeah i know but seriously that shit was halarious i seriously fell out while reading that... its soo true though.... hahah i know people who fits one of each of those categories man there are soo many stank hoes in bbk though...

harddawg (deceased) · Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:34 pm

this shyat here is off da chain funneeee

da crazy and undacova ho r mad funneee
i can name bout 6 broads that fit these

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:08 am

lmao i bet u can .... along with everyone else!!

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:14 pm

oh i def know the church hoe. she a regular at all church events too.
and i think my boss is an undacova hoe, but can't say fa sho.

that's how good she is.

tuffb*tch · Post by **tuffb*tch** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:02 am

lmao dang.... well i mean if you are a certian type of hoe for a period of time you tend to get real good at being that i guess .... lol