14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.
13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet motherfucker who taught me this shit.
12. That's no moon, asshole - that's a fucking space station!
11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no fuck-ass teddy bears.
10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for . . . "
9. "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."
8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes."
7. "If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine."
6. "Feel the Force, motherfucker."
5. "'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What?'"
4. "You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
3. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."
2. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"
1. "Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says "Bad-ass Motherfucker" on it."
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... it's already tomorrow in Australia.
"What does Obi-Wan look like? WHAT DOES OBI-WAN LOOK LIKE? Does he look like a b*tch? I said, 'DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B*TCH??'. Then why you tryin' to f*ck him like one?"
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... it's already tomorrow in Australia.
@ rank Tam. Miss Bonita Jenkins Buttrell. Just noticed that. Yall may not remember that character from In Living Color.
In love with Mr. Jackson and Star Wars would have been much better with that dialogue.