Hot date in Alabama
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:58 am
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist res ponds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says.
"Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist res ponds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says.
"Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?