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http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Scroll down and read the list...at least SOME of it, and tell me if you agree.
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Post by Hmph »

:lol: @ #21, 29 and 58 definitely true.

but some of these apply more to science fiction and fantasy stuff. can you believe I've never seen Star Wars, Lord of the Rings or hell even Space Balls. And don't remember much of Star Trek other than Capt. Kirk and that green woman.

I did see Galaxy Quest with Tim Allen, Darryl Chill Mitchell and Sigourney Weaver. That was a laff a minute.
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Post by KingFo1 »

Yep, I'm a big fan of fantasy and sci fi stuff...some of it anyway. I've seen all the Star Wars movies, heck I went to see part 2 on opening night with all the die hard Star Wars fans...now THAT was an experience...

tamra have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Now THATS a classic...I suggest everyone rent/buy/borrow that movie and watch it. Now. Go.
I'm not joking.

You'll like it.

I swear.
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Post by Hmph »

nope never saw that one either. but I did sit through a little bit of monty python's erik the viking ?? (think that's title) before falling asleep. but not from boredom, because it was the end of volunteering at a youth @ risk camp and we were all tired.

actually not related to movie but funny story, we were given permission to use the old Camp Roberts army base in San Luis Obispo cali (at same time Joe Louis movie was being filmed) for the camp. and in the women's barracks' shower, there was a snake, but it couldn't be found. to ease our fears, one of the men's volunteers told us not to worry, because snakes couldn't climb stairs. so we just believed him walked on up 2 measley steps and went to bed. either we were tired or just delirious.

here we were in middle of desert, there could have been anything in our room during night, we'd never know or assume there could be.

so that was the most adventure and fantasy for me.
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Post by Silly Wabbit »

:lol: some of these can be people you work with :lol:
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:lmfao: I love you too Kingfo ... Don't forget, I was the one who nick-named you KINGFO ... so be nice!!! :slap:
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Was that nice enough for you?
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Post by RangerBob »

Monty Python rocks! My favorite HAS to be "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" from "The Holy Grail"...

LANCELOT
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ROBIN
The what?

ARTHUR
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. 'Tis one of the sacred
relics Brother Maynard always carries with him.

ALL
Yes. Of course.

ARTHUR
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

How does it ... er ... how does it work?

LANCELOT
I know not.

ARTHUR
Consult the Book of Armaments.

BROTHER MAYNARD
Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.

ANOTHER MONK
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying
"O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies
and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

BROTHER MAYNARD
Skip a bit brother ...

ANOTHER MONK
... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou
take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number,
be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Thanks to the entire Monty Python crew for this...
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Post by Hmph »

:lmfao: Monty Python has to be one of the funniest and smartest comedy teams out there, next to, what was it Second City TV?? think with Eugene Levy and John Candy.
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Post by RangerBob »

Ahhh, yes... SCTV. Funny you should mention that - I was just listening to Bob & Doug MacKenzie's "This Is Our Album" in the car today!


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