old ladies car
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:55 am
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening
rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little
old ladies sitting in a used car.!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in
the
car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd
get "screwed." So we're just waiting..

rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little
old ladies sitting in a used car.!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in
the
car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd
get "screwed." So we're just waiting..