You ARE Exactly Who We Are Looking For

[Hmph]

I guess this is a "You Are So Not Hired"

Woman Arrested at Job Interview

Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Amherst, Ohio (AP)

It wasn't Laurie Ralston's resume that got the attention of police. It was her record.

Ralston applied Thursday for a job as a dispatcher with the Amherst police department. When they did a background check, police quickly found out she has 17 traffic convictions, including seven speeding tickets and two citations for driving without a license.

Ralston was called in Friday for what she was told would be an interview. Instead, she was arrested and charged with failing to appear in court and driving without a license.

Ralston said she had no idea police were after her.

"It was just a little excessive to have that type of background and try to get a shot at this type of job," Lt. Joseph Kucirek said.

[Marcus]

She was prolly all happy about interview, thinking I may finally be able to pay off my tickets with this job!