A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist res ponds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says.
"Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?
Hot date in Alabama
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The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!
The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!