Blonde Cowboy

Post by **miltie** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:08 pm

>The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond
>cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun,
>and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking
>him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
>
>The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down
>the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her
>motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top
>and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her
>skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off
>her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she
>gets on the bed and looks at
>me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ".
>
>And here I am.
>
>Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:27 pm

ok another sign yall don't even read my web pages. that joke too has been on my funnies page for about 3+ years now.

Post by **miltie** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:48 pm

what web site??:alright:

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:46 pm

chile, I don't know

I'm making this stuff up as I go along. just go with it.

but it's on http://tam-ra.us/funnies.php in the "more jokes" section. it's called "at last a male blonde joke"

my favs are the husband shopping center and the husband w/wife cheating joke.