Ashton and Demi....Hitched!

Post by **miltie** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:07 pm

Ok, don't have the link, think it was at Eonline.

Well, interesting, anyway.
I just hope I look as good as her when i am old like that!

cowgirl73 · Post by **cowgirl73** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:19 pm

Yeah, I read that too. I still can't believe that Bruce Willis was there.

Post by **Hmph** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:27 pm

yeah it's a shocker and has been all over the news all day. now how long will the marriage last?

and when will he start sleeping with her older daughter who's a teenager now

their public kisses are a little too intimate

oh yeah and Bruce didn't even tell me. I could have gone with him

(yeah in my dreams

)

cowgirl73 · Post by **cowgirl73** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:06 am

Well, ya know Tam, he does have two arms.....you could have one and I could have the other!!!

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:31 am

lemme get my knife. now she's talking about SHARING

my man and future baby daddy Bruce Willis.

yall who don't want to be witnesses at the trial, turn around. getting ready to slice up cowgirl.

general hotties, yeah we can share, but Bruce, he's all mine MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

dang, why did Demi leave all that? I'm just not attracted to Asthon. he reminds me of a kid. and a weird looking kid at that. I hope there will be no kids on the way.

Silly Wabbit · Post by **Silly Wabbit** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:59 am

Even Tam's sweetheart knows she'll leave him right where he's standing over Bruce Willis. Even her sweetheart may get cut. Nothing personal, it's just the reality of the situation.

cowgirl73 · Post by **cowgirl73** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:42 pm

LOL, yeah, I know....it's all in good fun!

Speaking of Ashton.....my hubby said he looks like a woman. I think it is the eyes! He just isn't my thing.

Post by **Hmph** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:37 pm

I know he's never been my type and so many people are all ga-ga over him. I did however like "Just Married" with him and Brittany Murphy. that was funny. but haven't really seen anything of his except Butterfly Effect. Topher Grace is a cutie however.

I didn't even know Ashton was in Dude Where's My Car

because I keep thinking of this joke "Dude Where's My Dildo?" <<< long story, but someone was rambling off titles of video store porn movies where they work in response to a joke.

Vinnie · Post by **Vinnie** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:49 pm

Should I alert Bruce that he has 2 more

for his list?

I'm shocked Demi didn't tell me n e thing either

All is fair in luv n war I guess

Post by **Hmph** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:34 pm

uh I think in this case it would be war, because love would imply Demi knows ya punk ass