i want more stupid ppl sotries!! this is crazy i sware some ppl are just so wraped up in thier own world... or just flat out stupid! 
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oh man, too bad you couldn't have fun with that one w/out risking sales.KingFo1 wrote:A customer actually walked into the store one day, and asked me: "Excuse me...do you know where the computer store is?"
*I point in the direction of the isles*
"Oh! Thank you!"
Apparently this one woman came in and asked one of my co-workers: "Excuse me...but do you sell computers here?"
(When I first heard this I almost DIED laughing)
I'd have been like "what type of computers?" and just asked her dozens of questions about types (super, mini, servers, old school defense/government, etc.
and I'd have even pulled out a picture of an abacus!!!) and then go, well, we don't have none of those, just "miscellaneous" computers, leaving her thinking 
wtf is "miscellaneous" (while you're thinking "beehotch, GO look inside of the store!!!". the irony is she would have walked off thinking "what an idiot!" 
@ you---
The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!
The truth shall make you free. Well F that! Pay me!
Name Is On Layaway wrote:
oh man, too bad you couldn't have fun with that one w/out risking sales.
I'd have been like "what type of computers?" and just asked her dozens of questions about types (super, mini, servers, old school defense/government, etc.
Now THAT would've been funny...and I swear we get some crazy people!
There was this one couple...now the guy was normal...but I swear his girl was on drugs or something! All during the 2 minutes of the transaction, she was all over him, tackling him, making strange noises, grabbing his arms and flailing them around....wow. It was really, REALLY hard to keep a straight face during that sale. ...Why is it that all the crazy insane customers have to come to MY line?!
I'm a leader, not a follower
