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KingFo1
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My new theory

Post by KingFo1 »

You know, with all these recent braindead idiots I've been reading about, I have a theory, just something I thought of for the hell of it:
(Begin mini rant) :rant:

For every rational human being with values, five idiots are born. These five idiots will follow this rational person throughout their life, making fun of them, mocking them, until one day, all the idiots do something stupid to get tossed in jail or killed, while the rational person goes on to life a good life and have rational children. Before the idiots get in trouble, they all have at least 3 kids a piece who, by simple sad genetics, will also grow up and do something stupid. The ratio of idiots to rationals will increase tremendously until they either overtake us and destroy the world with their stupidity, or we fight them in a war of rationals vs. idiots, which by the end we would be too beaten and the world too damaged to recover anyway.

This will start in the U.S. but the idiots will find their way to other countries and spread. Soon no place will be safe. The average I.Q. will eventually drop to 20 and even below that. Doing stupid things will soon become a way of our life. Our culture.

So...you may ask, how can you stop this? One word: Read.
If you read, (something other than a coloring book for Gods sake) you will learn, and by learning, you can become smarter, and your children will follow suit, thus breaking the cycle of stupidity. Start now. And if you cant read, then ummmm...just learn darnit!!! Thank you.
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Hmph
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Post by Hmph »

:lmfao: but it makes complete sense. and for idiots, sex is the only thing they can master. that's why they have more kids than others

can't afford a kid. no problem

don't know who father is and gotta go on Maury's show to test the town. no problem

don't know where your idiot kids are. no problem.

teaching your kids to be idiots w/a get rich or die trying plan. no problem
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Post by MsNikaPooh »

:clap: Sad but true. And people wonder why I made my son read Harry Potter before he saw the movie. My 2 year old would even rather have a book read to him than watch Barney. Just doing my part to try and keep the national IQ up.
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