Huh? What? Who?

NYers are a little more cautious daily. A hustle is around every corner. But good to place in public places for tourists. I'm from what you would say a small town. When I got this email I thought shit people do these kinds of things with your credit card. I have allot to learn. I'm sure New Yorkers...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS!!!

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man come...

Oh my Gawd!!! I just want to puke. This is so freaking me out. There are a couple of man at my apartment complex that does give me the willies. Gosh, there are many of nights I come home from work real late. And never think anything could happen to me. I know I'm going to buy some pepper spray. This...

I hope this sick SOB rots in hell for this. Sick sick sick.

Hmph wrote: I thought you were MsNikaPooh. you're both using the same avatar. then I noticed the name.

congrats on apartment though

Thanks! Ok new avatar. :d

Hey miltie I need a T-shirt that has that saying on it.

Or heck I just might steal your avatar.

This good girl just went bad. I have my first apartment now. :cheeze:

Out on my own free as a bird.

OK back on topic.

Everyone have a nice weekend!!!

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don...

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! THE WIFE ASK...

Subject: Be sure to read Scene #3 Be sure to read 'Scene 3' SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they?? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to hims...